Easy to “choose life" when your mom is super rich from all the money she embezzled.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE MENS?!

The only thing worse than a pig kkkop is a wannabe kkkop.

Getting slapped was the best thing that ever happened to Chris Rock.

It's almost if the human race is an abomination that should never be.

The answer is literally guns. They'll put up with anything as long as they get to hold guns.

I read somewhere that Roberts insisted they shoehorn that in.

I mean, I get it. They have to justify their existence. Content, content, content. So they gotta reach. 

Popeye reboot with Jason Statham as Popeye, Dave Bautista as Bluto and Lauren Lapkus as Olive Oyle.

He was on NYPD Blue.

Found the rapist...

Then he couldnt blame immigrants/commies/trans-kids for his problems.

I workes at a McDonald's as a youth and if their was breakfast food left over at the changeover theyd throw it into a special receptacle to be extra ruined so none of us could have it.

Rules for thee but not for me.

“WAT ABOT BLAK ON BLAK VILENCE?! U R RAYSIST ON WITES!”

Im 45. The big death is Kurt Cobain.

Yeah. Not kissing her ass is "attacking" her.

Hypocrisy is the base tenet of the GQP.

Why didnt she “stand her ground?”

I literally said "Jesus fucking Christ" outloud when I read this.