The name “eFootball” reminds sounds me of all those knockoff smart devices that show up in the discount bins at tj maxx and Marshalls.

All this hubub and controversy about keyboard and mouse vs controller/gamepad, everyone who’s anyone knows proper games are played with a controller, mouse and keyboard is for doing taxes and logging onto Brazzers. 

“Firstly, it is very funny that when you want good press, Crystal Dynamics are a “world class team” behind games like Tomb Raider”

Video games are a scapegoat for low productivity and workforce engagement among young people by economists, because honestly the more likely options, that they are instead struggling with depression, can’t get a job, or can keep themselves afloat without needing a job thanks to the bank of Mom and Dad, are hard to fit…

Pretty much all of the reviews which have a negative tone about the game, that I’ve seen, focus on this—how it’s *not* Isolation and doesn’t capture either the horror of the franchise’s roots or the theme of the franchise’s only (film) depiction of marines getting wrecked.

And I get that—I think it’s fair to say that…

I still feel like ‘Aliens’, in videogames, just can’t get past the ‘John Carter’ problem: so, so, so many games - from Doom to Destiny, and everything in between - have borrowed so liberally from ‘Aliens’, that when you actually try and do a relatively straightforward ‘Aliens’ game... it just feels like you’re aping…

I bet less than 10% of people under the age of 40 get that reference sadly.  Hopefully when the new movie comes out it isn’t terrible.  The last one was garbage piled on more garbage.

“It’s some dock supervisor down at Pier 34...He says the Titanic just arrived.”

But this one... is the moral really “that’s what you get, you introvert piece of shit!” Like, dude just wanted to hang out and not be bothered. That lead to him SURVIVING THE APOCALYPSE but still he’s the asshole?

actually something has bothered me about that episode for awhile and i never get to bring it up in my circles...

So, Twilight Zone tended to end with an Aesop-style moral at the end of the story. Being a basic bitch, my favorite is The Monsters Are Home On Maple Street. Perfect send-up of McCarthyism.

But this one... is…

that might be the single best use i’ve seen of that gif. kudos.

... for sneaking.

Right? Bossk should just be green lizard feet.

I keep waiting for Microsoft to add a ‘pay an extra three bucks a month, get access to all DLC’ tier to GamePass. I mean, I’d go for it, for sure.

It definitely strikes me as something that will disproportionately affect early adopters, at least for right now. The place where I see it potentially causing problems down the line is knowing that a lot of eager PS5 owners still haven’t been able to purchase a system, which means that they’re likely using PS4 longer…

They apparently stock it at the Walmart here in Portland (which is why I was unaware of it).

bruh zero sugar baha is the truth, the only good mt. dew flavor that won’t give you diabetes. 

Wait what the FUCK? That exists in ZERO SUGAR? Why does it say New York? Is it only available in New York?!? I NEED THIS