Wow, had no idea this was a thing.

Then there’s the new Lost Between Worlds expansion, which will presumably be at least $20

“Hard-working immigrant achieves the American dream of constantly failing upward” should be the headline of the story of where he lands next.

*I totally believe this news, this Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 GIF is merely to express my deep disappointment at having to wait four more months to be sucked deep into a fresh new Ubisoft loot-pill cycle like the mark I am. My endorphins are tiring of Destiny 2... Also just wanted an excuse to use the GIF.

Started it up on GamePass cloud, was disappointed that naming my character “SATAN” did not result in a rejection. Was not as disappointed when the game froze on the loading screen and then I was booted for idling while waiting.

Think I’ve teared up three times reading this site: Mike’s struggle with gaming addiction, Mike’s story about being in a coma, and today reading this tribute.

Exactly.

My TV probably costs more than you paid for your car, lol.

I play video games for instant gratification and wish fulfillment. You think I have the patience to wait an extra year when we’re already looking at it taking at least 3 more now because of these incompetent assholes? lol

Oh and maybe handing it to a guy who says “we’ve basically had to remake that game from scratch,” wasn’t the best idea considering that was the actual whole fucking point of the project - not “basically” remaking it from scratch but really totally completely from the ground up remaking it from scratch and the only…

Well there goes my reason to buy a PS5.

You answered your own question. It’s not really fun to sneak around and fight the infected and the other survivors. The game is stingy as fuck with ammo and other resources. The level design is often lazy.

Said more or less the exact same thing two years ago. It’s a phenomenal experience layered over a mediocre at best game and only slightly more fun to play than it is to watch. Take The Last of Us’s gameplay and give it Back 4 Blood or State of Decay-level production value and tell me honestly if you think it’d be…

Well I feel very strongly about TLOU P1 and I’m going to share my very important opinion about it here. The fanboys or haters who reply to me with an opposite opinion possess taste and intellect inferior to my own. I shall note that when I scornfully respond to their replies. I will then upvote the other readers who…

I said don’t ask...

Ouye > Ouya

Funny, just downloaded it last week because it is one of a handful of games that are literally 100% free on the Xbox store, like no Gold, no Game Pass, no microtransactions, nothing. Sat through the opening intro and was like “Uhhhhhhhhhh... Maybe I’ll just play something else.”

Nailed it. I try to explain to people that once the ship sails there’s no getting it back. Best to send bombers after it.

Those are some pretty selective stats you’re working with there, chief.