My TV probably costs more than you paid for your car, lol.

I play video games for instant gratification and wish fulfillment. You think I have the patience to wait an extra year when we’re already looking at it taking at least 3 more now because of these incompetent assholes? lol

Oh and maybe handing it to a guy who says “we’ve basically had to remake that game from scratch,” wasn’t the best idea considering that was the actual whole fucking point of the project - not “basically” remaking it from scratch but really totally completely from the ground up remaking it from scratch and the only…

Well there goes my reason to buy a PS5.

You answered your own question. It’s not really fun to sneak around and fight the infected and the other survivors. The game is stingy as fuck with ammo and other resources. The level design is often lazy.

Said more or less the exact same thing two years ago. It’s a phenomenal experience layered over a mediocre at best game and only slightly more fun to play than it is to watch. Take The Last of Us’s gameplay and give it Back 4 Blood or State of Decay-level production value and tell me honestly if you think it’d be…

Well I feel very strongly about TLOU P1 and I’m going to share my very important opinion about it here. The fanboys or haters who reply to me with an opposite opinion possess taste and intellect inferior to my own. I shall note that when I scornfully respond to their replies. I will then upvote the other readers who…

I said don’t ask...

Ouye > Ouya

Funny, just downloaded it last week because it is one of a handful of games that are literally 100% free on the Xbox store, like no Gold, no Game Pass, no microtransactions, nothing. Sat through the opening intro and was like “Uhhhhhhhhhh... Maybe I’ll just play something else.”

Nailed it. I try to explain to people that once the ship sails there’s no getting it back. Best to send bombers after it.

Those are some pretty selective stats you’re working with there, chief.

Wanted to pitch a “Tom Clancy’s The Division or 2020?” article to Kotaku back then, making people try to guess if it was real life or a screenshot from the games

Is Watch Dogs 2 like GTA V? Yeah, you can steal any vehicle and joyride around, go on shooting rampages, kill cops and innocent people if you want.

Literally was just complaining on the last article about how pissed I was my internet randomly went down for three hours the morning AC Valhalla came out and I couldn’t play because they forced always online into a goddamned single player game (though I’m not sure it’s still required, they may have changed it).

Will never forget the morning Assassin’s Creed Valhalla had gone live. Woke up, had it preloaded, turned it on, played for about 11 minutes and - bam!

Nice juxtaposition of these two PlayStation stories in a row

What’s more annoying is that there is a defacto pause early on with the tutorial modals. The game world completely freezes in place when one of those info boxes pops up.

The monsters in my copy of Elden Ring have a 2 year old on their team IRL. He’s the invader that ignores the offline option.