Reach hit the hardest of them all for me. It was like a planet-wide 9/11 that just kept getting worse and worse. I put it on par with The Last of Us as far as emotional impact and tension goes. The originals were great story-wise, but I think Reach took it to a whole new level we haven’t seen since.

Yeah I have like a... I don’t know, the fucking thing was like $3,500 so it better have that 8K shit... Samsung TV with 280 mbps FiOS, and an Xbox Series S because gave up on finding an X... 

Point #4 was not shitting over everything. I loved that and want to know more about what went into it. It really is impossible to Google info on it. The rest were mostly constructive criticism about what the previous adaptations did better. You’re free to disagree with me on them.

Miscellaneous points

That’s very Ubisoft-ish of them.

Whatever. I’m already resigned to the idea that I might as well just be playing Halo 2, playing for fun, and any appearance upgrades that could be gained via progression are mere abstractions.

I’m an Xbox lifer, but I got a PS4 (first Sony system I ever owned) to play some exclusives. I really did love Horizon, The Last Of Us, Bloodborne, No Man’s Sky (before it made it to Xbox and GamePass), and the others I couldn’t play on my Xbox One but man it was just such an inferior experience in so many ways. I’m…

Yeah, I’m getting closer and closer to the point where I decide one of those are more worth my $10 than the battle pass.

All I had to do was just spend hours and hours unsuccessfully screaming at my screen while the Xbox Series X would not add to my cart on multiple occasions that they dropped, give up, and then just randomly happen to be in Target when they had one Xbox Series S in stock in the store while I was there and then take 35…

The whole setup kind of sucks. Such gratingly basic customization components are bound up in the season pass. Who the fuck wants to play dozens and dozens of hours just to change the color of a visor or be able to have your guy hold a gun during the pre-and-post match animation?

“Bobby Kotick is so based. Fucking pwns normies and fembots IRL. So locked and loaded 4 Civil WAR 2 if they fire him”

Fucking scalpers

Downloaded San Andreas on Game Pass and damn, it has not aged well at all.

What is with these games and that hideous serif font on every prompt and menu? Is a simple gothic like pretty much every other video game franchise on the planet too much to ask for?

This game kind of sucks in general. I hadn’t bought a Call of Duty since WWII in 2017 and damn it is so stripped down in comparison.

Where was the Japanese Batman though?

Forgot the cattle ranch alien invasion on night one. That was freaky.

What about that Tom Clancy™ free-to-play Overwatch or something kind of shooter that everyone made fun of and thought it was bullshit?

Pittsburgh?

Atlantic City should be the setting.