swcj2099
SpartanWarrior
swcj2099

This is FUCKING AWESOME NEWS

Really? I bought it day one (didn’t have the special edition ship so can’t speak to that) and remember it being perfectly fine performance-wise. Nothing sticks out in terms of crashes or glitches.

You could be a fan of Microsoft and Ubisoft like me.

What color are the aliens we can have sex with?

Was scanning these comments to figure out why and... Yeah there it is. 

Ummm... So is this comment about Destiny or Dungeons and Dragons?

What happens if you leave the axe in?

Well to be fair, it was pretty cold outside at the time.

Sick of waiting for one of you guys to do an article about AC Valhalla’s photo mode and give me an excuse to post this one I took so I’m just going to put it here now.

I admit it was approximately 75 seconds for me, though a good chunk of that was contemplating whether an out-of-focus object in the upper left was somehow the metapod guy.

What the fuck man... What kind of sick asshole would do such a thing?

So far I’m just playing this the usual way I play Ubisoft games: Going around the open world collecting experience points/upgrades first so my character is as jacked up as possible before I play the main plot.

Almost certain The Division 2 was never delayed... The fact that came out almost exactly 3 years to the day after the first game would indicate to me that they met their target.

They’ve been weak for quite a while, and I’m starting to think it’s just to nudge people into Game Pass.

My fucks ranked:

Mea culpa. I was pissed that my typical lack of planning and simply winging it ended up not working out for me in finding a pre-order.

Well with that kind of perception supposedly widely held you’d think I would’ve been able to preorder an Xbox Series X today, but no, they fucking sold out.

Could it be as elusive as your point in bitching about it four hours later?

Microsoft is buying up Bethesda.

I would imagine the answer is something like “Well *sniff* I didn’t ackshually fly into the hurricane because I was experiencing simulated flight, not crashing aircraft on purpose like I’m some tweenaged console pleb playing Grand Theft Auto!!! *snort*”