Ummm... So is set in 1995 or in 2029?

I blame that more on just the piss-poor plot staging of the Sequel Trilogy than anything else - The Last Jedi actually made The Force Awakens worse by putting those choices into stark relief.

Can we chill on “devour a baby live” as the go-to crossing the Rubicon hypothetical? I’m sure there’s something we can come up with that’s just as reprehensible but a little less savage.

But Día de Muertos skull face paint patterns and Unicorn-themed anything are so 2018 insta-viral, so you just have to buy them if you want to be as straight-up fucking rachet as the other guys in your school.

I hate to use the word, but I can’t think of anything else to call it... It was fucking magical - you pick a fight, just barely win it with your cannons, but you still need to take out the crew, so it’s a whole other bloodbath when you board - there was one time when I took down 4 Spanish dreadnoughts one after the…

Non-exhaustive list of things that make Origins more fun than Odyssey:

The ship customization and naval combat in Odyssey aren’t as good as they were in Black Flag, but only because of the setting being 2,000 years earlier.

I read your comment and all I could picture was a knife gutting a fish.

I don’t think I articulated my feelings well enough.

I watched a brief video and I stand by my comment.

It sounds awesome.

A sincere thank you, kind sir.

Seriously. The only thing he’s missing is Comic Sans.

I love it but wish it were more robust - I want it to (can’t believe I’m actually typing these words) be more like social media, where viewing one photo could let you access a feed of that player’s other captures, I could look at my own feed, and see a global feed of the top pics for the day, them grouped by which…

Two years ago I interviewed to be an SQL dev for Rockstar’s mocap studio.

My understanding was that Goldeneye Remastered was all set to go on both Xbox 360 and the Wii in 2011 but Nintendo welched on the deal for some stupid reason.

I’m actually on the part where I need to find Penelope’s shroud. She’s in that book too, right?

You could argue that these premium options are basically the same as buying an NES Game Genie. Or a Nintendo Power magazine with cheat codes listed in it.

No! That’s Ulysses by James Joyce.

There’s a good word to describe an epically long journey across an ancient world that is fraught with hostile beasts and other dangers, and for some reason I just can’t fucking remember it right now.