I spent an hour trying to get my guy in Dragon Age Inquisition to look exactly like my Shepard, making up some ridiculous theory in my head about how the Citadel exploding sent the Commander into another universe and caused a brain injury that gave him a British accent.

Fahck... Of course this happens during the one decade that I don't visit the Sears website

I've been getting into Sanic fan art lately, I find it a great means of self-expression

Hear hear... The day that say, one version of a game has 32 player MP and the other 64 players I'll give a shit what the platform differences are... 180 pixels I sure don't

3. Kinect Sports Rivals: 192

Kinda still wondering what the point of these comparison videos are, seeing as how they require these exhaustively compiled slow-mo videos to demonstrate the differences.

I get it every time I play too... I just ignore it and hit "Find Match" again and it works fine.

You certainly hope so, I'm sure

Could make for a practical and forgivable "pre-order bonus"... MS should look into setting it up so that a pre-order receipt contains a code to download the 20 GB update

There any particular timing to the release today? A search in the iPhone app store for "Angry Birds Transformers" turns up some "SuperHeroBirds" bullshit and neither link you have to the app store page will open on my phone (they do open on my computer, however)

I'm waiting on a player model resembling an eyeless Pinocchio with two large grapes stuffed in his wrinkly mouth. Should be a gas.

Damn... I doubt Disney would be the sole party to greenlight it to be released on Steam, but I had a small sliver of hope that Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds would be on this list

Panties or pre-order bonus panties in a bunch?

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Exploding Rabbit's Super Mario Crossover has been around for years, was well publicized by Kotaku each time it got an update, and most importantly, is still playable at their website

Right on. Gamers realize the value of competition, fanboys want the PS4 to curbstomp the Xbox One into non-existence

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Predictably you mention Rare.

Partners in peace, willing and otherwise

Good progress, but I guess they're still at least a few years away from making the NES Advantage compatible with the Statue of Liberty.