I was thinking that maybe that one in particular was on a vendetta against Mel, having been trapped in a closet for a few days, fingers chopped off, filled with rage and not giving a shit about the necessary safety precautions he should've taken before going there. Plus his buddies had already left the planet, so he…

This. The endless dick measuring contest over horsepower 1080p this and that will be eclipsed by games, and much how fun they are, how much fun are they to play with friends, how much replayability are in them.

Approaching IGN commenters' level of cuntishness

I like this - "You're too fucking important to get hit by a bus on the weekend"

Layaway - Not instant gratification, but a way to spread it out if you need to

That's where Sharlto Copley's face got blown off

Not a Good Match For: Those hoping for a game with a meaningful story, and those who really and truly aren't good at first-person shooters. While Titanfall is definitely more welcoming than your average online FPS, it's still a competitive skill-based game and the best players still come out on top.

A meta-joke, I guess

Nice, but the headline reads like those bullshit sidebar ad articles "Lower Your Mortgage Rate With This One Weird Trick - Banks Hate This!"

Hopefully this one's bigger

Though very pleased to announce his being added to the new SSB roster, Nintendo officials were silent when asked to comment on some of Greninja's previous fighting game appearances.

Tongue's gotta have a game of its own

I think the blame against hipster cable users is pretty misplaced. Up until the "Form and Void" debacle, HBO Go worked fine for years, I watched tons of big episodes like this wand didn't see so much as a hiccup. I highly doubt there was a significantly higher amount of more folks trying to watch last night than there…

Free Willzyx!

Best hiding place I can think of

Well on the flipside, I'd think it nearly impossible to model what would've happened to the climate had we not built an industrialized society based on burning fossil fuels, so there's no way it could be proven or disproven either way. I just look at the pre-industrial times as a control and I notice that much more…

Call me a "denier", but I can't reconcile the idea that anthropocentric climate change is somehow more powerful than natural global warming. I live on a hill that was once the southern edge of an ice cap 1,500 feet tall that covered a third of the planet that melted on its own, long before there were any cars or power…

Go ninja go

Looks like a complete goat-centric ripoff of the insurance fraud activity from Saints Row.

Party like it's 1995