"I don't remotely think a woman was raped in Revenge of the Nerds. I think that's a ridiculously hyperbolic statement."

It's not just about one toy giveaway. This happens ALL the time, all over the place. Half the population lives in a society that tacitly says "People like that? Pfft. We don't care about them, they might as well not exist", and says this OVER and OVER and OVER again. If you got that message five times a week for…

Irving was born in 1783. Too late for Crane. Surely an intellectual who switched sides would know Locke and Hobbes.

Hawthorne was born in 1804. The Scarlet Letter takes place in the 1640's but was written in 1850.

My spouse thinks that 1960's Manhattan is in fact Qartoth.

My fellow Earthicans, the Headless Horseman can't be destroyed… in the year 3000, he will become the headless body of Spiro Agnew, Vice President of Earth.