I just imagine her hanging around outside Air Force bases like kids trying to by alcohol “Hey man, you going to work on F-35s? You think you could maybe hook me up with an extra engine?”

Thanks for this. I was just going to put area-denial-weapons.com

I assure you that nobody loves that car "IRL."

The year is 1993 and my beloved Bronco/Motorcycle combo went missing. I know Justin took it while we were playing cars but I can’t prove it. The authorities wouldn’t help and offered to get me a new one, but they were no longer available. To this day it still pisses me off.

Blink-182 sucks balls.

I’d rather own a car named Trevor than one named Brad. ;)

Wanted for questioning...

Conversations at 80+MPH are at normal volume.

The New Jeep Wrangler’s Roof May Do Three Things It’s Never Done:

Air Koryo: Ilyushins of Grandeur!

I’d have gladly passed him on the left if he wasn’t traveling in the left lane, illegally. Last I checked cops aren’t above the law.

Fuck you!

Prince’s dick guitar is the only thing I can remember about any Super Bowl halftime show.

Sounds like the classic car show brag of:

thats how i shifted gears in my civic.

THE sausage king of Chicago!

I looked at that first picture and my thoughts were that it was fit for a king.

@Sisyphus: Really? Would we accept that kind of logic from a man? He deserved it because he probably antagonized her? Based on the article and comments here, I don't disagree with him. Gleefully admitting to partner violence is not okay just because you're a woman. It's still something to be ashamed of.