As a penis owner, I fail to understand how one can actually pleasure oneself using a piece of cheap old corroded metal covered in road grime and carbon deposits without reducing one’s gentleman sausage to a lacerated, profusely bleeding mess. While maintaining an erection.

I did recently once see an Express with 999,999 miles on it. Owner took it to the dealer he bought it at to have an oil change just as it ticked over from 999,998. As I recall, he had to do a few circles in the parking lot to get all the way there.

Look, we get it, your name is Buzzkill, you don’t enjoy fun.

OH MY GOD. That’s the song I would have written if I were clever and could sing. Or write songs. And he hadn’t written it first.

Thanks for the reccomedation, I’ll have to give those a shot!

Let me start with a disclaimer, I really really really don’t like most country, but I can admit that there are some good songs out there still. The problem is that all anyone ever plays now is bro rock with mildly rural themed lyrics about trucks/drinking/girls/girls in trucks drinking/cliched outdoorsy activities…

27 comments and not one of them Maple Syrup chugging related?

Used to have a big Oberon sticker on my gas cap as a bit of a joke. Never once was mentioned by a cop, and I got away with warnings far more often than I should have

“The R34 Skyline was banned from the US because it was too fast for police to catch”


Oh wait, people actually believe that one

IIRC, it was Alex Roy on some podcast (probably smoking tire or superspeeders) who explained that NVGs don’t work very well at high speeds. They still have a limited sight range, especially when it’s not a clear moonlit night, and the way they focus means that you can’t see smaller objects very well at distance, and…

Good timing with Cameron’s Gordie Howe jersey.

I went to highschool during the aftermath of real estate crash. As such, there were plenty of half finished developments in my town, perfect for wheeling around and occasionally smoking the marijuana cigarettes in. Anyhow, during the Michigan winter, me and a few friends pile into a buddy’s Grank Cherokee and head out…

Am I the only one who thinks this is incredibly ugly? Striking certainly, and the engine is definitely a treat, but I don’t think it’s all that good looking. Especially compared to all the other iterations of the Ford GTs

Ahh, the good old days

Oh my god if this is true you might have just ruined TVRs for me...

And it probably is because the founder’s name was Trevor.... NOOOOO! I CAN’T OWN A CAR NAMED TREVOR

Had a double crown on the rocks in atl airport, fell off my barstool when I got the bill.

Oh of course, I made use of it myself

Obviously, it’s one of the few airports left where you can smoke without subjecting yourself to another security check and missing your flight. Un likes his cigarettes

The online play was so bad I don’t even remember the sync issues on LAN. But i do remember how players connections wouldn’t play nicely with each other (something to do with firewall settings I think) and cancel your games, lag, inability to connect, people making cheat maps that stacked the odds in their favor (which…