Goddamnit, who told Hardigree about swear words? First the Navigator concept video, now this.

Seriously Matt. You’re not in middle school (I think). Stop talking like it.

Pretty sure everyone who hates the F/F series needs to lighten up.

Are they realistic? No. But they’re clearly not even trying to be. They’re just over the top films, so far over the top that you can’t help but laugh and enjoy the sheer improbability of what’s happening on screen.

I mean there’s a scene in FF7 where…

My grandpa had an old Ramcharger SUV amongst his graveyard of heavy equipment, farm implements, and log skidders.

It’s been too long for me to remember what year it was, or the specific condition it was in. The only thing I really do remember is getting in it one day, only to find a massive hornets nest and paying the…

Hahah yeah. Honestly I’ve been considering an 05+ GT as my next car, but the plethora of the aformentioned bros that ruin the image of the car are giving me pause.

Then again, I owned a Miata and C4 Corvette, so vehicles with image problems are sort of in my nature

I just call them Mustang Drivers. Because it’s always a fucking Mustang.

At first I was like: “Finally, someone made a car video without the shittiest dubstep they could find!”

Then I realized what they’d replaced it with.

Jeep Wranglers are pieces of shit on the road and are really only suitable for offroad use, but Jalopnik doesn’t shit the bed whenever a sorority girl drives one to Starbucks. So why doesn’t it work the other way around?

This is hilarious and should be supported. As mentioned by numerous other commenters, these people are actually out using their cars as opposed to leaving them in a garage and paying someone to gently rub them with a Microfiber while whispering the lyrics to Prince’s Gett Off in its wing mirrors every month.

No one is…

“F’N Jeep” is probably what was said by the last owners of all these parts shortly before they ended up in this warehouse. Great find though

#FURRIES

Yeah I recently bought a 93 Vette with 70k miles and a 6 speed for less than that. Gonna go ahead and say CP as fuck

I see what you did there

Again you’re making no sense here... but I’m gonna try and slog through anyways. Are you trying to imply that updating the hardware on a PC is harder than a Mac? Because I’ve never heard a Mac fanboy as delusional as that. I could explain installing RAM and HDDs to my grandfather, it’s that simple. And are you…

My 93 NA Miata was the same way. I was in the habit of calculating my MPG every fill up, and it always did 27. Never worse than 26, never better than 28. Drive a full tank below 3k RPM or shift every gear at redline, didn’t make a lick of difference.

Because displaying all your useless stickers is more important than not getting stuck in the middle of nowhere

I couldn’t believe that someone actually thought this was a legitimate reason people were buying those cars. The Model S starts at 70 grand, people who drop that much on a car don’t give a shit about gas prices.

Wat. This is so wrong... I’ve had my Asus G75 for 4 years now. Came with Windows 7 (which was last updated 5 days ago, btw), and eventually got a free upgrade to 10, which is also consistently updated. Windows XP was updated for 13 years.

Let’s talk about planned obsolescence, shall we? Apple products are specifically…

Mercedes made ugly cars for pretty much the entirety of the first decade of the millennium, and their gawping SUVs have always looked like blobs of shite filled with suburban mom badge whores and, rarely, their shitty little kids, instead of corn kernels.

I like the way their modern cars look now, however. Only the…

It’s not obvious, but I wouldn’t call it odd, aside from the fact that you’d be missing the toys of the CTS and the nose-thumbing smugness of a Tesla. Think about it in comparison to the original M-sedans. They were practical cars that could tear your face off every day without breaking down, but more importantly they…

Moar power is what I was thinking. Add boost, change timing, fuck bitches, get lap records. Then hit it again, and it performs like a production car.