Can I bend the rules a bit? Hear me out on this, C4 Corvette.

Yeah cause their Old Man gave it to them after buying a new MKZ.

Also, I can accept that these things can be made fast, but from the factory they certainly are not.

It actually looks like a ball joint broke and dug into the ground. Seriously, when I saw that I thought it actually didn’t look like driver error, I was quite surprised until they explained it.

Actually I’m pretty sure they end up parked under the punishing South Florida sun, their once proud exclusivity diluted by the fact that they now sit in a lot surrounded by barbed wire fence and weeds, next to a “sales office” that clearly used to be a Taco Bell.

I did, and I stand by my statement.

And the only thing I was wrong about is octane. Premium is 93 where I live, not 91. Semantics.

Crash tests, sure it might have a good score relative to other small cars, but really all that means is it’ll be easier to pull your mangled body out of the remains if you crash at…

These truly are appalling. I remember when this kid I didn’t really like got one in highschool and thought he was a baller cause he had a Merc.

I’ve owned a Miata and C4 Corvette, both cars with huge image problems, and I wouldn’t be caught dead in a Smart. It’s ugly, inefficient (and takes 93 octane), (I’ve heard) it drives like shit, horribly impractical, your spine is a crumple zone, and they’re not even that reliable.

The only thing this car does well is…

“Whatever, your 18 year old daughter still wants one anyways”

• About 16 “starts” per engine worth of Triethylborane (TEB) were carried on an SR-71 mission as the Blackbird’s engines could not be restarted in the air without the TEB accelerant.

Reminds me of when I see kids bowling with bumpers on the lane

No. It hasn’t.

Next question, please

From what I’ve heard, a torpedo was dropped as it was being loaded onto the Kursk, and it was still put on the boat afterwards. Many people believe it was the one that malfunctioned.

Could have been old technology going bad though, who knows.

That’s like a functioning automotive Cathedral....

The 13 liter monster powering the Cadillac Sixteen concept. Shit looks like it belongs in a boat, and the massive, sideways opening hood allowed you to see oh so much of these wonderful pieces of performance art

Pretty sure you’re look at the intake runners, which seemed to be styled to resemble headers. But still.

God damnit, I can never scroll past this video

If you watch the whole video you can see him scrape the curb twice, and that’s just during the short time that was filmed. The second one seems quite protracted as well

Thanks for clarifying, Mate.

You’re still completely wrong of course, but hey. No one is perfect

I’m saying that it doesn’t matter if no one does scheduled maintenance. Owners of other brands do just as little, but their cars don’t break all the time because they’re much higher quality products. It’s really not that hard to understand.

You’re so wrong. Isolated incidents here and there: people aren’t taking care of their cars. Consistently being rated the worst brand for reliability? Yeah its because they’re put together and designed by jackmonkeys. Either that or Jeep owners are literally the stupidest group of automobile drivers since apparently…