Can you give us a brief synopsis? The video is 14 minutes long!

Bible-verse co-workers are the worst.

I got some at H&M. But the only problem I have with tight sheath dresses is that they ride up when you walk. So you spent about 70% of your time pulling the damn skirt down.

As someone who watches Suits I feel like it’s really not that well cut out to give a good office dress guide unless there’s a stipulation that your budget for outfits ranges well into the thousands of dollars per season.

Add in ridiculous email backgrounds, and I’m right there with you.

These Are the Only Hats You Need, According to Lunchcoma: a warm wool hat if you live in a cold climate, and maybe a baseball cap.

But—but, Misfit, how else is the audience to know that even though she is a powerful, intelligent woman who can handle her own shit, she is also Fuckable, and therefore, not as threatening to the manhood of the viewership?

I’m with Steve, most of my co-workers are fucking jackasses I want nothing to do with, they’re constantly pressuring me to eat shitty donuts and responding to e-mails with a rainbow Comic Sans-fonted single-worded THANKS followed by a signature line with 3 or more Bible verses.

So, I read “impaneled a grand jury” as “impaled a grand jury.” Sad thing is that it didn’t even phase me.

Guess who said this on the US/Australia call: “I hate taking these people. I guarantee you they are bad. That is why they are in prison right now. They are not going to be wonderful people who go on to work for the local milk people.”

Cornstarch is tasteless and sops up moisture. If you have dark skin you could use unsweetened cocoa powder (and be delicious). I’ve seen edible body powder in sexy-time stores and a quick google shows me that Sephora and Ulta carry it. I didn’t look in depth at them, or the ingredients but I’d stay away from any with…

Power the underboob and steer them to the nipples? That’s my tactic.

I’d be more excited about the grand jury if I knew it was going to end with Trump’s sizable ass in a sling. It’s like trying to nail Jello to a tree. (Apologies to gelatin-based desserts. And trees. And nails.)

SEVENTEEN DAYS?

I mean... I wish I had this problem. :(

Why do we put a slash in A/C? It’s not air OR conditioner. Shouldn’t it just be AC?

We must make Erin a GAZILLIONAIR!!!

I’m not sure what your boobs do, but when in a cotton sports bra, mine are shoved closer together and made more sweaty. Plus, the sizes this towel come in are not well served by cotton sports bras. #voiceofexperience 

this would eliminate boob sweat but it would also show my food baby

Mine are sag-city so I usually just wedge a towel between them and the rest of my torso while I’m off to the races, but yes this is amazing and I may need to reverse engineer it with an old t-shirt.