Can I ask what you think of Tom Ellis as Lucifer? I don’t know what floats your boat, but I found him delicious as Gary in Miranda so I was looking forward to him as the sexy devil... only not so much. Am interested in other viewer’s perceptions, especially as he is portrayed (particularly in S1) as pantie/boxer…

What about the dates with the Jezebel dude? Nosy parker here!

Aha. Thank you! I have never seen him before!

Surely that isn’t real? What is that pic?!? Who? What?! So many questions!

Probably the reality is a sad tale of neglectful parents well-known to the police. But I much prefer your version of a baby who befriends police officers!

But how do you wash the cups? An office without a kitchen sink seems dreadfully designed.

Hippo video binge? I bet YouTube is full of distracting hippos with the potential to spin out into other cute animals.

Please leave him and get help. You are strong and wonderful. I don’t know where you are but there are lots of organisations who can help you plan how to approach this. Please kick him out. Your own safety and that of your kids is the most important thing.

Really? Garlic? Umm I kinda don’t want to know, but why??? That doesn’t seem like misguided sexytimes. Perhaps I am just sheltered.

It says “common sense is not that common”.

Personally, I think you got it bang on. Play the long game - you want the kids to think ‘we’re hanging out with the penguins today, we have to behave cos they mean what they say’ because kids pick and choose depending on who they are with.

Umm, actually, there are many who would disagree. It sounds like you would like the writing of Oliver Kamm, who writes in The Times as “the pedant”. He writes on “less or fewer?” here - https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/no-genuine-rule-dictates-the-use-of-less-or-fewer-cs25kv8s5?shareToken=66ab412c335a11db7f294f698160…

It wasn’t sarcastic. The sabra hummus we have in the UK is delicious and the closest in taste I have found to middle eastern hummus. I have never got along with making my own, alas! But thanks for the recipe!

But sabra hummus is the greatest hummus ever...

“many women still slink into his DMs”

Lend and borrow is often a dialect thing. We get it in my bit of merry old Blighty. Life is just less rage inducing if I consider it a sweet bit of regional variation of speech proving it is not yet homogenised. But I also correct it in the classroom because correcting children is literally my job.

As a teacher this makes me so sad and furious at how your teacher reacted.

Captain Wentworth is the best!

Captain Wentworth beats them all!

It is super super good!