I saw it! (They simulcast the premiere to other cinemas around the UK.) I thought it was ace!

Really? But I love iCarly (I am a grown woman).

Top use of “jog on”.

Funnily enough, as I am also on a spuffy reading binge, I have read so many alternatives to s4 I can’t really remember what the canon plotline exactly was! Which says a lot, I guess!

Oh wow thanks. I thought I knew my Buffy facts but I had no idea about that.

I didn't know that. That makes me sad. I am rewatching Buffy at the moment. Do you know what his character arc was supposed to be?

That really looks like Charlotte!

It is because they don’t actually share a root word even though they are similar.

Niche reference. I like it.

My exact question! Thanks for beating me to it!

Am I making a banner for public consumption?

It’s meant to be the genitive case, not the genital case.

That last sentence elevates this to perfection.

Thing is, I would really hate to be famous. I get the whole role-model argument, I really really do, but I think we hold them to unattainably high standards. I didn’t know about Mayweather’s history of abuse and I don’t know I could live always having to google people I have met and taken selfies with before I posted…

Seems fair! I will make that deal!

Love *isn’t* dead. Neither are clichés apparently.

Oh dear. My motto does not cover that eventuality. Give it a tiny little lick?

If it smells fine, it is fine.

It is mega deep. I think the narrative would just change to depositing eggs = ugh rather than blood = dirty.

I also adore the less-used but arguably more charming ‘discotheque’.