Nevermind, finally found them:

Umm...was the press release just Boll complaining about censorship, or did he actually list the four cities that are playing it? I haven't been able to find them anywhere.

@MrLister and everyone else: Ubisoft put the original up on Steam. Not only does this give you a chance to buy and play it, but if it somehow made it up to #1 (like Audiosurf pulled off a few months ago), maybe it would send some hints their way.

@Catabu: You were accurate enough with the "purchase by MS" timing. Most of their talent (including their founders) left right after Microsoft gave them a ton of money. Today they're Rare in name only.

"...and several games without 2 or Too in them..."

The devs sure get mad when people call this game Need For Speed: Burnout, but this is just one more arrow in that quiver, so to speak.

Poor Planet Moon, what happened to you? In the past, a la Giants and MDK, they've taken their excellently bizarre concepts and matched it up with just-as-excellent gameplay. Hopefully Shiny, the company they left, hold up better when they put out Silent Hill and Earthworm Jim (has it been confirmed they're getting dev…

@sevendash: Ah, they are all the same, aren't they. It would be funny if it popped up something embarrassing like a rubber-ducky-in-a-baby-bonnet monster if you tried playing them.

Are those the cards right there? (There's three there though you say two in the post.) Couldn't you just print them out instead of hoping to be picked?

Pardon me, but...