Tough draw for Arsenal.

Did you.... Did you forget about Larry Nassar?

Why? Extremely few men need alcohol to think primarily with the little head, and plenty of assholes text and drive sober.

Well there was that whole, doctor-employed-by-the-university-sexually-assaulting-hundreds-of-underage-girls-thing.

Yes, exactly. Because LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE bad involving MSU athletics personnel has happened in the last decade let alone been extensively covered on this very website. 

“Omg, I’m fucked. Two ppl killed,” “Bro. I swear,” “I’m going to jail.”

Moyer’s defense cited statements from Izzo . . . about Moyer’s character

Did the police record his BAC? Find it hard to believe he was cruising for strip clubs and wrecked some people in the process while sober...

I’m sure the family of the people he killed would be satisfied with a PSA about texting and driving.

That goalie’s face on the embarrassing goal - he’s like “No weah!”

Ok I signed in just to say this: I’m glad you’re giving Liverpool so much coverage on here, but you have got. To stop. Calling. Them. The. POOL BOYS.

go fuck yourself :D

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

He’s got a vageyebrow.

Salah is a god. That’s all I got.