“ I don’t have a fantasy of being fucked by someone dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow.”

Jesus christ.  Other people ALSO don’t have millions of dollars.  You know what would REALLY hurt?  Continued high inflation to the tune of highest in over 40 years FFS.  Get some perspective.  

Even scarier then that time you did coke on the witness stand in front of the cameras? THAT seems scary AF.

One person calling him ‘f**’ word would absolutely shatter him.

Nice Firebird.

Fuck that. Leave those hellscapes. Stop paying taxes to those states. Abandon them and let them wallow in their shit. It’s not colonialism you dopes. It’s called SURVIVAL. You leave the desert cause it has no water. You leave the oppressive place to live in freedom.  Our brothers and sisters have lost their way and we…

I mean, the bridge tossers were only there to object to the fecal matter clogging the roadways. I’d argue they’re righteous.

“This is the world we live in.”  You mean the one you have a direct hand in creating, right?

Yet they do nothing about trump.  hypocritical to the core.

I can’t believe I’m saying this as a Jeep owner. But at least you can take the stupid angry jeep eyes off the grill of an angry Jeep. Can’t say as much for the perma-scowl of this..... 10,000 pound? compensation machine.

There’s got to be a way to designate distance better than calling 24.5 miles a marathon, because it just isn’t. Call it something else. It’s irritating to hear people say they ran a 5k marathon and other inaccurate claims. A marathon is 26.2 miles. Anything else isn’t a marathon. Just like 12 is a dozen. 3 is a few. 2…

Should be popping up on an insurrection podcast any moment now you’d think.

At this point, he is REALLY putting new meaning to the term, giving a leg up to the competition.

Time is running a little short for this one’s congress experience, don’t you think?

Seems like a good time for the old, “It wasn’t me! It was the one armed man!” line, doesn’t it?

WTF EVERYONE... WTF.  No offense, but a loving caring grandmother would not have done all this shit I don’t think. Lean into the narrative all you like, but if your grandchildren are your priority, you’re gonna just surrender to the cops and let things run their course, not flee violently/dangerously.  But people are…

This post serves as a perfect example why this site is pure trash.  I hope you get sued for this garbage.

Mind boggling that people will move out of blue states because of taxes and ‘too much government’ and will flee to these absolute abominations to our nation to save a fucking buck while lambasting sharia law in foreign nations they know nothing about.

Can’t wait for all the thirsty, macho men out there to pick these up only to be in a desert with a water jug full of sand.  What an ugly piece of trash.

Stockpiling McDonalds into your fridge has not only been recently outed as a very russian past-time, but it should be called an eating disorder too.