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ALERT! ALERT! Shitty ‘feminist’ blog calls attentions to the “THIRST” of julia fox for dating the “THirstiest mufuckka around”. Literally shitting on the woman who represents a drop of spit in the ocean of thirst which the man she just left represents. FUCKING IRONIC.

I literally had a woman running a burger king front business nearly attack me through the drive through window when I attempted to call her out for charging me GODDAMN $29 for two impossible whoppers and a medium coke and medium fry. The sign had the mix match offer for 6 bucks on it clearly and it included the

She’s right.  NEITHER OF THEM IS FIT FOR THE COMPETITION.  

How much were the privileged seats you get to launch this dumb-ass take from?  Brazil, Russia, etc... There’s plenty of warm bodies for this shit to continue to mutate and well fuck me if goddamn geniuses like yourself and complacency haven’t been slapped from your empty head in the past 3 years but fucking fool me

Just move to russia and don’t get last in your races like before.  idiot.

HOOOOOOOWEEEEEEE!  KEEP VOTIN’ REPUBLICAN, DUMMIES!  SMEEEELLLLLLSSS LIKE A VICTORY!!!  YEEEEEHAAAAWWWWW!  Somebody kiss roy moore!

Oh the most self-absorbed individual on the entire planet is breaking goddamn news today by announcing once and for all, she will choose herself.  GTFOH JIZABEL.  Thirstiest website on the planet run by a bunch of fake feminist hypocrites.

Did that sweaty handed dope get an eye job??

A faster way to flow some money out could be to simply write a giant check and give some of that obscene wealth shifted to solving some major world problems which, last I checked, were completely overwhelming humanity, yes, my people say its still true.

Generally, did not date high school girls.  Generally speaking.  

This fucking liar has never washed a dish, with or without thumbs.

I say this with all seriousness. SHUT THE FUCK UP... Talkin’ straight outta your ass.

9 times?

Owning a home isn’t a right, but I get the picture.

What dirtier work could be done outside of exposing sexual deviants and their sex crimes?  Jezebel shoots!  Misses the basket entirely.... AGAIN!

Well, by your own admission... Didn’t America get toppled by it’s enemy, Putin?  Didn’t he start this?

This is all a bullshit diversion away from the true source of the problem, attempting to shift the burden onto joe-everyday schmuck trying to save the planet.  Make these goddamn money hungry fuckwits pushing for profits eat a small chunk of the bottom line and start using renewables or compostable shit.  FFS. 

To be fair, it’s not exactly a secret they are trying to poison people, have you ever looked at a menu? Tell me their homestyle chicken dinner isn’t a blatant attempt to kill a normal human being.

Jezebel likes to pretend it’s things it is not.  Especially things it allegedly professes it hates, but in turn actually supports.

I was once (attempted) car-jacked. At the time, I was on the way home from a wrestling practice. I was coaching a junior program towards the end of the year, and had spent the previous 2 hours mucking it up with a tough 8th grader that had about 40 pounds on me, and who would go on the following weekend to be a state