Damn, don’t get whiplash from that triggered, overreaction! This kind of weakly edited/researched stuff has become expected at Jezebel, not here.  I mean, she DID fix the title..... Immediately.  

Amazing to me that the district popped for the chance to record prom queen votes via some sort of electronic app.  WTF?  Couldn’t find enough scraps of paper for this one?  Priorities.  

The shape and size of this asshole’s district is an absolute joke. Gerrymandered to the eyes. Bunch of cousin-fucking, ranch country fuck-wits.

Have you ever tried to even eat like, 4000 calories in a day?  Fucking exhausting.  I cannot imagine 7000 or the 12,000 Michael Phelps was claiming to consume in peak olympic training days.  I tried to consistently eat 3500 calories a day for a couple weeks and could not keep it up.  I have no idea how people can…

The lesson here is that it actually ISN’T cheaper to live in a god-forsaken hell-hole of a state like Texas. For all you can do with your half-acre, 2500 sq ft home outside of waco that only cost you 85k to purchase, you trade off living under the rule of absolutely craven morons hellbent on running the state like a…

Food for thought. I have a degree in History and applied for somewhere in the range of 200 teaching positions for high schools and middle schools, after graduating college. Turns out, most places do not even entertain the idea of allowing a mid-20's individual (with the qualifications and degree, but not the…

There’s a sweet Bigfoot Statue in downstate Illinois outside of Herod/Garden of the Gods.  The entire town of Chester, Illinois, on the Mississip, is the hometown of Popeye the Sailor, and there’s a ton of cool, goofy statutes around town to see and enjoy.  WALL DRUG is not a roadside attraction. It’s a ‘vatican city’…

College students drink 250 bucks worth of trash liquor a week.

“I think it’s less than a dollar a day to park on the campus, you no pussy getting, cheap-ass, bastard!”

Well thank goodness.  I guess maybe I could be expecting a check from somebody here?  

Why provide the link, dude? Fucking hell.  

WRONG.

Just so this thing is aware-MY kid has not lost an entire year of his education.  MY child has THRIVED in the impromptu-homeschool-virtual school environment we’ve been thrust into.  I, for one, know how lucky I am, as a working father with a wife that works, to have been able to spend the last year of my life at home…

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Who gives a shit?  That fucking prick can be bought and paid for just like condoms, and crack.  

Driving straight from Chicago to Boulder, Colorado, no stops except for gas and snacks. Pretty simple drive, even if the plan is to cross siberia Nebraska in the middle of the night. I ended up in Missouri somehow, briefly. But.. I believe that qualifies as, STATE, in the wrong direction.

Now that I’m fully vaccinated, I have no problem going to vote in person.   Sweet.

I’ll share this now that I’ve realized you are out of there........ That man had plans to eat you... I’m certain of it. 

This was about............. a shopping mall........?