You know, I’m sick and tired of hearing people slam MSM all the time. I think it gets a bad rap, honestly. In fact, I think it’s underrated! I know the takeout I get from the Chinese place down the road wouldn’t be the same without it.

Kiss my ass

The job of a medical professional who is asked if a patients vulva is “normal” is to offer reassurance, barring something truly being wrong. Vulvas come in all shapes and sizes, and longer labia minora are absolutely normal. See here: http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_582f7ca7e4b030997bbf76ca

C’mon, former Jezebel Editor, Erin Gloria Ryan! You knew what you were doing.

This seems like an appropriate time to mention that his name is an anagram for EMBRACE MOTHER.

This article was excellent. Thank you for writing it.

Here’s a good tweet:

If this mofo was really interested in being better Americans why the fuck would he vote for an openly racist, openly sexist, anti LGBTQ, orange menace? Did he not see what happened to PoC at Orange Foolius rallies? Does he think it’s some kind of coincidence that these bigoted fucks targeted Poc for violence at these…

yeah no words needed, just swing elegantly!

You’ll enjoy this too, I think.

AWESOME

Explain to me your definition of “in demand”.

#MakeAmericaTortureAnimalsAgain

Well sure they raped her, but she caused them “sustained shame, mortification and hurt feelings” and I think we can all agree that there’s no more heinous crime than making a man feel even remotely uncomfortable for even a second!

I believe Hunter is generally referred to as “Vaping Congressman Duncan Hunter.” It’s in the Style Guide.

a good and right opinion—that Phish is a great band.

Counterpoint: Phish and the Grateful Dead are absolutely fucking terrible. I hate Joe but even a broken clock blah blah blah.

False Equivalency Alert

This Kinja sounds really smart if you don’t think about it for more than 10 seconds

So very true but also climate change is not a political belief goddamnit Republicans.