I remember buying a box of 60s records at a garage sale, throwing one on, looking at the cover, and thinking, “that looks like a young Creed.” Then realizing that it actually was a young Creed.

Good for him. A+ effort.

You’re not a doctor, but have you pulled your balls out on stage? Because I’m pretty sure I have seen you do so.

At this point I just blame CNN for having her on.

12 pumps of syrup? That’s insane.

Did you skip the clause directly before the sentence you quoted?

It’s cancelled because they can’t find a gym to train the US team? Come on. Obviously they have not even started looking.

They were always around in the 80s, in decent numbers. We finally kicked them out of the scene in 1989, as detailed in the book Gimme Something Better. They would show up here and there (including gutting a friend of mine, who recovered, and killing his friend). But we rarely saw them from 1990 forward.

The Bee is currently drunk on the fact that the Sacramento News & Review fucked up by publishing an issue with a murdering cop on the cover wearing a Super Man shirt, along with a shitty accompanying article. They can’t be expected to display any sort of rational thought for at least a couple weeks.

So long as you define “ally” as “Republican who wants to run for president in 2020, with basically the same positions as Trump”, then yes, he is.

Yeah, except now everyone knows about this, and someone has briefed Trump to give a serious sounding answer that drops in elements from the movie. Trump looks both smart and funny and we all lose.

And Latino.

Yep, I lived in Newark for about 9 years, and developed an attachment to it.

Man, that twitter thread...

I think this was a solid self-OANN.

I feel like the title of this article is missing the word “dropped”.

I hug people too, sometimes in crowded situations. We even take pictures. I’m 100% sure I have never grabbed someone’s ass.

COUNTERPOINT: Björk can do whatever the fuck she wants.

Here in Ohio, they add up to 70% in fees to the debt before sending it out to outside collection firms (who are generally donors to the AG’s campaign fund).

I have two pending cases in his court, and with him being the only Dem...