Here is Petros in his early days of “pig-handling”...

Literally any male with four limbs and 10 ten fingers could’ve played D1 college football @ USC back in his day... lol I mean come the fuck on.

Is it just me or does Katz resemble a young Andy Reid?

Lew Holtz Jr.

Yeah, Barry you fucked that one up...not to mention La’el Collins (Murder Suspect) & Randy Gregory (POTHEAD) were both drafted this past year by Dallas. Johnny Manziel is just doing what Jerry Jones would have done if he were in JM’s shoes, fuck I wouldn’t doubt they’ve already had a phone conversation and set up a…

+Josh Gordon

A true Texas Christian, Amen.

It’s like if Iowa State jerseys had sex with Michigan jerseys, that’d be the deformed offspring.

I hope not, I love seeing Johnny douche-out.

Maybe he Dabbed too hard into his elbow?

Is he going for “The Weekend” look?

Johnny Manziel, oh wait - never mind he sat on the bench for a couple of BEERS.

“Finally, some one with some common sense...”

+Cocaine

“So cool, not. Fuck off nerds.”

What success? All I see are L’s in the playoff column. Gay boy.

That was the “Inside Elbow Sneeze” not a fucking Dab, Jesus Christ can’t Johnny Manziel do anything right outside of college?

God help Joe Johnson if he ever leaves Brooklyn, dude’s making a hair under $25,000,000 for THIS SEASON...

*Looks at $24,000,000 2015-16 Salary*

So he chose Blacks over Mexicans?