That’s one dirty asshole that needs a good wiping.

Wait, so there’s no horse cocks?

Well there is this app called NFL Mobile, if you’ve got Verizon you can stream the TNF game on your phone for “free” and the local Sunday/Monday game(s), probably going to make me pay for that somehow next year. Anyway, I usually just jerk-off on my phone (not literally ON IT but yunno) and snapchat myself taking…

Fuck yeah.

We don’t want that fancy brain thinkin’ humor around here, give us swear words in Boston accent’s and Emmitt Smith jokes.

Can we get a dumbed-down version, I played football through college.

Cawksahker.

Is that Rudy?

I call bullshit - I’m white with a black gf and went to a big ass indoor family party.

Kobe stopped shaking hands with white people a long time ago.

Someone liked your +1. Trippy.

That’s George Karl.

“Babe hurry up! Some ashy guy that smells like crack and carmex keeps trying to play footsie with me...”

“Fuck that fucking faggot at TMZ.”

Well when your boss (Roger G) does the same, can you really blame Bowe?

This entire place is mostly devoid of any logic, welcome to the Thunder Dome.