Yeah, I've been getting news and photos from you all day. Did you ever find the bar?

If there's one thing QI taught me, it's never be ashamed of trivial knowledge.

So they're going after a younger demographic? That's like Last of the Summer Wine starring One Direction (old fogey, please substitute whatever modern twats are all over the place now).

Sexxxy Susan Calvin broke me.

My decision to avoid SS is again justified.

Hell, I'm still hoping for an I, Robot movie using Harlan Ellison's original script.

Well, now I HAVE to see this. And buy the dvd. Maybe someday Besson can handle Moebius' The Incal so I can understand it.

I always thought GH was Patton Oswalt, but that could be because that avatar looks so much like Pat.

All I remember is Whoopi Goldberg saying, "What color IS my wind?"

Two words: Princess. Catfight.

I like Sandy Toksvig, except this probably means no more QI. My two cents— put in Dara O'Briain at QI (why not, he's in everything else) and Ed Byrne as a more or less regular guest. Dara's got the brainy reputation for the job, and everything's better when the two lads work together.

I vote Tilda Swinton.

All I really remember of Always is that Holly Hunter looked really hot in it.

I always thought Peter was really Hook's kid anyway. Peter gets stolen by the fairies, Hook runs away from home and becomes captain of a pirate ship.

Tertiary syphilis is way better than Men In Tights.

I've always known a movie was crap by how long it takes me to re-write it in my mind. With "Hook" I was doing it in the theater— Robin Williams plays a writer for Mauschwitz Studios, Hoffman plays his asshole boss who always keeps one hand in his pocket and tortures his underlings by forcing them to wear mascot…

One more reason I miss Borders Bookstore.

With Rifftrax, the show basically DID keep going.

Anybody who thinks "Always" is Spielberg's worst hasn't seen Hook or 1941.

It's what they were designed for!