Is that good or bad?

Umm— 'scuse me, are you currently in our armed services? Are YOU currently "doing something"? If so, I apologize on behalf of everyone here.

Thank you.

Trying to think of the name of an action flick Moore starred in, as a cat-loving misogynist who rescues a bunch of hostages from an ocean liner.

Live & Let DIE was always my favorite Bond. R.I.P. Sir.

You've died of dysentery.

For "AV Club", put "Internetz in general".

[cringes at the thought of all the snarky comments being prepared].

Does the name Whitesnake ring a bell?

I fucking hate terrorists. Such a pain in the ass.

"Complicated Feelings" and "Nuance" are French.

As in most high government crimes, it's not the initial offense; the real illegal crap comes during the cover-up.

It pays to blow Adam Sandler.

Cute girl.

I regret I have but one upfist.

For that kind of money, he could get eight and 1/2 prostitutes of the appropriate kind.

I thought they already had the Twitter Egg as their symbol?

Schmuck.

He hired Sheriff David Clarke.

James the First's severed head was unavailable for comment.