I can't even look at the title without think Big Fucking Gun, or Guy, or Guitar.

Well dammit, someone already mentioned Raising Arizona and Monty Python — though surely Holy Grail was EDIT 1975. You must mean Life of Brian.

In the DVD-ROM format, 44 Years of the Fantastic Four, accumulating every goddamn issue of FF from the beginning to the 90's.

Wheels are so Earth-centric.

I know a movie stinks when I start re-writing it in my head before I leave the theater, sometimes while it's still running.

Warning: after you meet the Emperor, the story branches out into a bazillion different quests, most of which will kill your ass.

Lunch Experiment: quinoa with polenta.

I don't mind muscle (hoo boy, what an understatement) but old man muscle looks creepy.

Making nerds' hearts go ZING!

He is merely unemployed.

Damn, I was hopin' it'd be adultery.

I've only used soap or my own spit.The problem with jacking it in the shower is that I run out of hot water.

Wot's a VPN for us unlettered slobs?

Ali lived to 74.

Sigh.

I never realized how much Mrs. Bighead sounded like Harvey Fierstein.

Sounds like what I was hoping for from Crackdown.

Can't wait til Angie Tribeca and this season of VEEP come to Netflix. (My Basic account doesn't give me TBS >:( )

Finally netflixed the dvd of The Witch. Holy. Fuck.

Being hit in the head repeatedly is no fountain of youth.