It saves washing the toothpaste that flows down my chest.

Yeah, but they won't like Sanders any better. I'd like to see Sanders in the Cabinet, but don't think that'll happen.

I honestly don't think he'd be allowed to do anything in his plan.

I have my doubts about how Sanders would deal with ISIS and other foreign issues.

I've lived alone for 15 odd years, and I can't imagine letting someone into my life at this point. Just wearing pants around the house would be incredibly annoying right now, and with summer coming up. . . !

Going in for a "procedure" Monday, getting a camera shoved up my ass while too zonked out to notice. Worst part is the prep— no solid food the day before.

Without Cartoon Disney or whatever it's called, I have yet to experience Gravity Falls. PUT IT ON A GODDAMN DVD.

CN makes these hiatuses because they're programming for little kids and those can be fucked with as much as you like. Personally, I'd be happy if CN would go back to showing old H-B and especially Warner Bros cartoons to fill the repeat-heavy schedule.

Isn't this a form of masochism?

I collapse into a heap every night when I get home. And occasionally weep when I go to work in the morning.

The PERSON With The X-Ray Eyes. Ahem.

Up there with Frank Barone.

From Jack Black.

Just to remind all you Xfinity users/losers that April 18th starts the Watchathon, where you can stream all the premium cable channel content you want, assuming you aren't already stealing it.

Well, all your "No 'hot'n'spicy' Handjobs plz" comments have had their effect— KFC is now offering Vaseline-flavored chicken bits.

I believe he did the BBC TV version, but he may have done the radio version too.

Nope, Bela. And the Universal make-up for Frankenstein's Monster.

Karl Urban IS Dredd— only til Schwarzzenegger takes the role.

No, I grew up with Stephen Fry, and I'll stand by him. Whatever the faults of the series, and SFX certainly weren't up to snuff, Fry seemed legitimately depressed.

I really think Daniel Craig earned the Bond identity.