Have to netflix it, it'll never play here.

I'm beginning to think testosterone should be prescription only.

I'll restate what I've always said about threesomes— They look like more fun but they're really more work, and someone always ends up on the short end.

Naw, I've always wanted to name a kid Mephistopheles.

Dropping a Big(alow) Deuce

This just in Dept: Turns out the interactive Hello Barbie can be easily hacked, granting spies access to your computer, your home and of course, your daughter.

Buy MetLife and a Dolly Madison snack cake! It Pays!

I'm not permanently sick of Fallout, but I've played it out for one weekend. I'll be back.

Sick of Fallout 4. Too sane to go out shopping on Black Saturday, or Grey Saturday or whateverthefuck it's called.

Walked into a comic shop today, one of the smaller ones. Didn't recognize a damn thing, not one title.

For some of us, this is just a Thursday, hopefully a day off. My salute to those poor bastards who have to work today, and my fellow poor bastards who have no family or friends to celebrate with today.

The more I work retail, the more I appreciate silence.

There's always whisky.

Fallout 4. Fallout 4 never changes.

Just a Thursday off for some of us out here.

Fellow fellow bi dude— I'm out to my friends, but have no sex life. Like, at ALL.

Heard it from my parents— dad smoked like a chimney.

My brother used to complain about Sesame Street and Barney being liberal indoctrination.

Not looking forward to the toy merchandising giganotosaurus this flick will produce.

I used to work at a place that seemed like a Dilbert cartoon. It saddens me to see what geek-boy has come to.