TWO-HEADED lizards.

*Pants after Janeane Garafolo*

Nick & Nora fix with Another Thin Man. Always a pleasure to bask in some William Powell. As for tonight, I'm stuck with RIPD, which seemed like a good idea for a rental at the time.

CC standups always feel short (except when they feel really, really loooong). Seeing a Patton Oswalt show on Epix and seeing its sliced and diced version on CC pointed that out, but I don't know where to go to get the original of this.

Beat a man to death with it in Reno.

I don't drive either— too broke to afford a car — but I live in a comfortable suburbia where buses go almost everywhere. Admittedly, this has kept me from getting a good job in the areas where buses DON'T go.

She was molested by dogs early in life.

Yeah, ever since Raising Arizona made my stomach hurt from laughing too hard, I've always like the Coens' comedies better than their serious pics.

'Nother words, "Waaaah, this is cutting into my earnings."

Culture Club, Kissing To Be Clever — I developed a MAJOR crush on Boy George, for some damned reason.

Didn't Little have a series for a brief while? He played a doctor.

Big ups for mentioning Silent Movie, one of my favorites.

Already sounds like a name Lucas invented.

Well, nobody's reading any more at this point, but I just wanted to say that I got word from my father—"You can't imagine how MUCH I want to cut you off, but I promised your mother I'd care for you as long as I could."

One of my 80's favorites. Followed Stan Ridgeway for years after that.

Yeah, what's the Second Amendment for, if not situations like this?

O boy, I REEEEEAAALLY want to see this [dripping with sarcasm].

Finished off the last Cinnful Apple cider from Angry Orchard — a little TOO sweet, thank you — and just found a half inch of Jameson in an old bottle that's been left out. Dare I drink it?

YES! Played the shit out of that.

Fuck This Shit thread
Basically, it goes like this. My bank used to charge a fee for every check/withdrawal below the bottom line of $500. My dad gave me $500 with the understanding that I would keep it at that level, so as not to incur a charge. However, I withdrew money from the wrong fucking ATM, which charged me,…