Here is the poem in its entirety. Thousands have failed to decipher it, but perhaps you will be one to finally figure it out:

Or you just smashed your pinky toe into a dresser

You know you’ve played too much Monster Hunter when your first thought is “What sort of idiot would hunt a Zinogre with the Zinogre Switch Axe? It’s going to resist the crap out of that.”

I was more curious why they were using Zinogre weapons against Zinogre lol.

they already have the zinogre set why are they still hunting?

I’m foretelling the day we’re here saying, “Goku’s gone plaid!”

ESPN ≠ CNN. Sports is just entertainment, they didn’t bury a Russia/Trump story.

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

How is Pasta healthier than a cheeseburger? I don’t think giving kids heavy carbs with sugar sauce is the way to go.

If I make the gesture of taking my daughter to McDonald’s, it’s because I am giving her free reign to “knock yourself out, kid.” It’s like being allowed to make yourself sick on candy when you come home on tick-or-treat night. Besides, the acidulated apple slices are fairly gross, and the yogurt has as much sugar as…

In what sense is ANYTHING being tried by social media? Someone forming a negative opinion of a person based on rumored behavior? Egads, that’s definitely a new phenomenon that hasn’t existed since the dawn of language or anything! Oh those darn SJWs and their social media!

I really love the “convict someone on Jezebel” bit. Yes, we absolutely have the power to legally punish people! Well spotted!

We are all, everyday, “tried outside the courts.”. People form opinions everyday about other people’s behaviors, whether or not what they know of them has been captured in sworn testimony and documentary evidence . That’s just life. Don’t want it? Don’t be visible.

If you love the constitution and if you recognize it has MAJOR flaws, then you too should be concerned about legal matters being tried by the kangaroo court of social media. It won’t change shit. Ending statute of limitations in every state is the first step in correcting the gaping holes of our most important…

Dynasty Warriors 3 (US version of Musou 2) was probably my favorite game where everything was stylish and I had the option to listen to COW COW or the Japanese dub.

If Lu Bu can’t outright kick your ass the first time you meet him then they fucked up plain and simple.

The real crime is that people think Steam reviews are useful.

I’ve said before that threatening to take away (free) porn may be the only way to rally people into action. This needs to be one of, if not the biggest talking points in the net neutrality discussion, because for plenty of people who don’t care who regulates the internet, I’m willing to bet they WILL care who…

You’re still missing the point.

I mean, sweet Heihachi cosplay incoming from Trump, right?