Ape balls. Well, that’s a new one.

My mom took it once and I thought she was having a stroke. She was playing solitaire on her computer, and the next thing I know, she’s practically drooling on her keyboard and just moving the mouse around aimlessly. She could barely communicate or walk. It was pretty freaky.

Later, jackass.

Nice.
A brewery was built a few years ago in the tiny tourist town where I live, and they started hosting trivia during the “shoulder season” (Oct through May) for us “locals”.

It is a blast, and helped me get back into the social scene after switching jobs.

What I mean is I don’t remember what started the whole thing. On minute they were talking about the size of their nuclear dicks, the next moment Kim wanted peace talks. Trump said there was a secret meeting, but I don’t remember ever hearing what was said to each other.

So many pundits and actual news media were giving him so much praise for his out of the box thinking and destroying the norms.

When I was a bag boy at the local grocery store in the mid-’90s, we got these flavored milks called Smilk.

Anybody try that new-fangled cashew milk yet?
Criminy.

Good thing the only people I idolize are fictional and mostly animated.

Fite me. I love purple.

What I mean to say, is; I think it depends on which one you grew up with. I think it was a great idea to release the two different classic consoles to reflect the original version and the Yank version.

Fite me. I love purple.

What I mean to say, is; I think it depends on which one you grew up with. I think it was a…

All your life.

Recently, some good ol’ Michigan high-school students held a confederate flag gathering in front of their high school after one got a flag ripped off their truck. They said it is a “country thing”.

Bad form. She forgot to add “ese” to the end of her bullshit statement about smoking her family. It’s not like she’d know what it means.

Exactly my thoughts. Such an overreaction.

Ok. I didn’t want to post but I cannot resist.

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I don’t know what I’m looking at, but this is a definite watch when I’m out of work.

Wow. Okay. I hope NSA is watching these fucks.

Likely an effect of the Internet age. These folks would be exactly that, mumbling dangers to the people around them, mostly ignored, if not for the Internet.

That pretty much sums up a lot of groups. They think they know something, and act like they’re above the “sheeple,” but they don’t, and they’re just blindly following something contrary.