Yeah. I remember when I was told racism was dead and buried, next to sexism, by my teachers, television and everything else. Sometimes I wonder if that was done to create people who believed it so it could continue, or if people actually believed that.

Does Waffle House ever close?

The ones in town haven’t bloomed yet, but when they do, I’ll remember this comparison and check it out.
They smell awful, that’s for sure. If my semen smelled like that, I’d be seeing a doctor.

Beetleborgs........that freaking Jay Leno looking ghost.

I was wondering the same thing. I could have sworn I watched a bunch of little episodes years ago.

Wow. Asphyxiation, here I come!

Technically.....she was never gone. She just wasn’t a constant presence.

Yes, but that was the old days. I attended an event for Jack Bergman, a Michigan member of the US Senate, and heard him tell a crowd of people immigrants coming here now want to destroy our way of life. Full stop. No explanation.
Which I thought was funny, because later, when they were taking this big picture of all…

Well, to be fair, this is pretty much how everybody who isn’t independently wealthy pays for legal fees/medical bills these days.

I’m considering eating a Tide pod on streaming Internet if I raise enough to pay off my student loans, but I think everybody is over those. I’ll have to wait until the next eating fad comes…

Ay-yi-yi!

Thanks for the clarification. It has been a long time since I’ve seen the books, and I just remember his name on it.

It was a good book, and a hit at parties to boot. My friends found it at one of my Halloween parties and it ended up being a tradition to haul it out and laugh at the pictures (because teens).

Have the whole thing. One of the best lines...”In my job, I’ve seen a lot of penises”.

I did not state anything like that, nor is it implied. Go play with your strawmen elsewhere.

Probably where Simpsons got the idea.

A friend of mine in college had one of those movies, and you just made me remember it.
Thanks a lot.

That thought crossed my mind reading this.

What the f*ck does he have at the end of that gun? It is either the most awkward looking light or laser sight I’ve ever seen.

Oh, good. It fills me with confidence that the first thing these responsible gun owners do is go shoot up something because they’re upset over basically nothing.
I do enjoy their tears, though. It doesn’t fill my dark heart with the same joy as the people burning their NFL memorabilia they collected over a lifetime,…

Immediately what popped into my head when I read the headline.

Yeah. I never understand this, because I know damn well the same folks promoting this shit weren’t “saving themselves” for marriage on purpose. They’d have totally boned if they had the chance. It’s what we do. It’s called a biological imperative.
Also, when exactly IS IT okay to start having sex? The same risks apply…