3 years is 10% of your life? Most of your 20s? I’ve been a fan of a championship team too. I’ve got a bias as a philly fan, but I don’t know why we’re expected to hate this team now. Non-Philly fans...

Albert is frothily composing another post detailing how Hinkie almost caused the apocalypse.

Lorenzo’s pizza demolishes both of those foodstuffs

I mean, we are? The majority of fans supported the rebuild– there were “Trust the Process” chants at the arena tonight, for fuck’s sake.

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

He’s reading the lyrics

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

“The reason I bring all this up,” Pitino says, “is those girls were hot enough to melt steel beams! Hooah!”

Then one day he was shootin’ at some food, and up through the ground came a bubblin’ gouda. Cheese that is.

Not for long.

head coach Mike McCarthy has publicly pleaded with Lacy to lose weight in the past.

He is in cheese country after all. Doesn’t it just sit on the side of the road in Wisconsin?

I love Bats, but his argument here lacked merritt.

Bautista said it wasn’t that bad of an Indian burn. Definitely beats a titty-twister.

Wrong. IIRC, he and three buddies jumped a dude because the guy was Asian. There is no fucking universe in which that makes him a badass. He’s just an ass.

1. Danny Trejo.

Your tears are delicious

Brady seems like a cool guy with his friends raping and murdering people and all

Should have just said "What's up, redskin?" to show he values and honors the man's history.