What? We know Brian is a cop within 15 minutes of the opening credits.

Wife bought mine as a gift also. Two of them. One to watch and one to leave boxed. She’s pretty awesome.

Keeping an app supported is a genuine concern but every iteration of Wi-Fi and Bluetooth will be backward compatible with those that came before it. Also, frequencies don’t go away.

That’s the Corvette I still want right now.

*die. Can’t edit for some reason.

Oh absolutely. It’ll be 59 until the day I day.

North Freeway and Gulf Freeway both refer to I-45.

The only person asking that question should be the toddler’s parent(s).

Hardly. It’s quite easy to look up the nutrition facts. Some of the information is even listed in the article.

Bullshit.

My fingers are crossed that we get Mousterpiece Theater.

No Tailspin... hmm. I hope they add it eventually.

Who is Ed Brimley?

They still have them in Houston.

...but it is “JIF”

I’d speculate that this employee is(was) getting paid exactly what they are(were) worth.

How do you know someone is a pilot?

A “New phone, who ‘dis?” from JITB would have been gold.

Right, but that isn't what happened here.

It’s unauthorized use, not grand theft auto. Technically.