That’s the Corvette I still want right now.

*die. Can’t edit for some reason.

Oh absolutely. It’ll be 59 until the day I day.

North Freeway and Gulf Freeway both refer to I-45.

The only person asking that question should be the toddler’s parent(s).

Hardly. It’s quite easy to look up the nutrition facts. Some of the information is even listed in the article.

Bullshit.

My fingers are crossed that we get Mousterpiece Theater.

No Tailspin... hmm. I hope they add it eventually.

Who is Ed Brimley?

They still have them in Houston.

...but it is “JIF”

I’d speculate that this employee is(was) getting paid exactly what they are(were) worth.

How do you know someone is a pilot?

A “New phone, who ‘dis?” from JITB would have been gold.

Right, but that isn't what happened here.

It’s unauthorized use, not grand theft auto. Technically.

Was it like this one?

What does a super rich Emirati have to do with the people of Yemen?

Does Janet know?