Here’s a rule all “Master Technicians” need to learn before they list their mutts on CL.

...and he’s orange, too.

This is nonsense. I remember seeing a documentary in the nineties about what happened to Amelia Earhart. She was kidnapped by aliens along with a bunch of other people, and taken to a planet on the other side of the galaxy. Then some other humans got lost in space and found Amelia Earhart after discovering a pickup…

No chance. They’re holding on to her to use as a bargaining chip.

Of course she’s not dead.

i see you received your white privilege card

Yeah, it’s awesome. I miss stuff from the 90's. Did you ever notice that the singer from the Foo Fighters totally looks like the drummer from Nirvana?

Who am I to disagree?

The cover she does of that Marylin Manson song is pretty good. I think she has the potential to really go places.

I really hope Annie makes it. Sweet dreams are made of this!

C’mon how can they NOT make fun of Trumplethinskin’s Time cover?

Exactly. Just like how Obama tried to end war in Afghanistan and Iraq. Just regular opposite party knee jerk reaction. Totally normal. Trump is definitely not a fucking petty idiot.

Show us on the doll where the bad man touched you...

On most normal vehicles you hear more tire noise than engine noise anyways. When the CRV is doing 20mph through the neighborhood, I’m certainly not deafened by the sound of straight pipes.

Tires make a ton of noise.

The problem I run into when I cycle around cars is that they have no fucking idea that the same rules apply to me that apply to them. As soon as they see a guy on a bicycle all logic is thrown out the window and they try to wave me through 4 way stop signs.

Don’t you get how it works.... if Obama came up with it, Trump thinks it’s horrible.

Being nice to another human being even if it costs you something is not synonymous with being taken advantage of.

Pastafarianism is just as valid as any other religion. Don’t call us “atheists” just because you don’t understand our beliefs.

But there are no witty christian jokes other than, well, the whole christian thing.

quick, someone get this guy a safe space