The thief was able to get into the car, but being a Land Rover, it was broken and thus the thief couldn’t drive away in it.

Part of the reason people, who can afford it, fly private jets is that they can do any damn thing they want— include take their dog, the sitter, the nanny, the chef and the butler along.

Toyota - Let’s go places

I started playing Midnight Club: LA again and that’s all I can think about. Come on Rockstar! Get on it!

I’ve been waiting all gen for a new Midnight Club. LA was so amazing for its time.  

This just makes me want a next gen Midnight Club.

Not a single frame of game footage :(

Dealers are like, “OMG!!! We have 2018s in stock!” Meanwhile, Nissan and Dodge are still peddling 2008 models.

The owners pay someone to steal it. 

What’s with all the Chrysler products? Are they just incredibly easy to steal?

Imagine all the coal that could be rolled in a diesel truck called the DongBang. There would literally be Truknutz everywhere.

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

... and perhaps a dash of insurance fraud.

If this was Florida, no one would even ask why. 

Why would someone rev their car for minutes on end, especially at night? Why bounce it off the rev limiter? Why continue revving it after there are clearly flames emanating from underneath?

Then you should know where they vanished to lol

Obviously Kristen hasn’t been to southern california. The things are as common as cockroaches around here. Along with first gen Mercedes MLs.

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley 

“Whats the vector, Victor?”

“Dad would have shirley been divorced had mom been driving that day.”