And by People I mean People magazine, whose website I visit a lot because I like to punish myself.

IDK man remember how much people freaked out about Renee Zelwegger’s new face? People are pretty vicious to lady celebrities and she may have been feeling extremely scared when she made the announcement to, as Bobby says, get in front of shitty stories.

Speaking from experience, it is way easy to be the “Cool Mom” when your kid can’t even turn over. Wait till the lil demon learns to question.

“America you got caught smoking that cigarette, now I need to see you smoke the whole carton. Hopefully you’ll learn your lesson that way.”
-Comey

“doesn’t “look like a guy who needs hookers.”

So Trump brought it up out of the blue and used this as a defense. Whether there is a pee tape or not, it’s pretty clear Trump thinks there is.

Given how things are going, I can’t wait for someone to claim they have it and bring the administration down over illegal cover ups…

No matter what people think of Comey, Trump’s meltdown tomorrow morning will be hilarious.

You do know that Mueller didn’t replace Comey right?

Comey’s response to why he reopened the email investigation is woefully inadequate. What he’s telling us is that if he didn’t think Hilary was going to win, then the case wouldn’t have been reopened, which indicates that pursuing justice wasn’t his motivation.

While Comey said he “hoped” the letter “had no impact,” he expressed no regrets for it.

I cannot wait for this dumb tiny sunglasses trend to die.

This is the only false note, CYA part of the letter:

We really are heading for the point where, any day now, Trump is going to start tweeting about the need to protect our precious bodily fluids, aren’t we?

He lost me at “Our store manager never intended for these men to be arrested”

Oh yawn, another baby. They have so many babies, I wish one of them would have something interesting, like a giraffe or a toucan.

Dianne Wiest is my favorite and she should be in everything.

Why is it that white people can see what they believe to be cultural appropriation when Black Women reference other cultures, but are blind as bats when our culture is and always been, appropriated by them? (And the rest of the world). Wonder if they have the same feelings when white people get cast to play roles that…

I´ve had dysthymia, a form of mild and persistent depression for over two decades. Meds help.  

c’mon, that’s sad Keanu

I don’t know much about Moby, I was never into his music...

That’s not a photo of Affleck’s home, it’s a 3D digital render. But those are not uncommon, and essentially are considered the same thing these days.