An otter dropped a toaster right into my grandmother’s bathtub. Hand to God.

I blame the humans. Otters are the chillest little creatures, and my experience with them in the water around San Luis Obispo has only been positive. You’ll be dodging 8 foot sets and the little fluff balls are just cruising around on their backs trying to open clams without a care in the world.

Handler: “When we captured Ollie, he was quite wild.”

Maybe they can get the guy who plays Oscar to replace him next season.

This was an interesting read. Thanks for parting the curtain on interview scheduling, I was dying to know all about that process. Making a woman uncomfortable over a man’s bad behavior isn’t the framing device I’d have gone with, I don’t think, but then I’m not a man so...

Is anyone going to ask men about #metoo or is it only potential female rape victims who get interrogated endlessly as to whether they’ve been raped? Maybe she feels she can’t afford to be truthful. What an ungrateful dumb bitch.

Stop

Not just that, but she killed 2 little kids who trusted her, who saw her as their caregiver.

A comment above stated that as a child murder, she’ll likely be killed in prison, and quickly. Going for insanity is a shot at not having that happen.

Dismiss trolls, folks. Bringing them out, even if you totally own them, only gives them exactly what they want.

I worked briefly as a bank teller when I was in high school so I could afford college tuition, and some of the clientele treated me like absolute garbage, and it’s clear they often took out their personal frustrations on the staff of the bank.

Congratulations on learning what an anecdote is.

Sorry, no, this is absolute horseshit.

She can be a bad mother and he can still be a woman beating piece of shit. Two things can be true.

You are correct. Women usually have custody because men usually don’t seek custody. It becomes a whole confirmation bias thing. When men seek custody they are virtually equally as likely to win as a woman. They just don’t even try to get it. Now that’s usually shared custody. To have a parent of either sex fully lose…

I am sorry that your friend is having problems, but Slut Panic is right.

It is an injustice to paint these parents in any other light than grieving fucking parents.

I could be wrong but I remember reading that courts don’t favor mothers in cases where fathers fight for custody. Most fathers don’t fight for full custody.

Just stay away from “they’re jealous of you” and that line of thing. It’s not true (or very rarely true) and doesn’t help matters.

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