Take out the urinals, make the bathrooms unisex, and then name the pub The Universal Joint.

Tell us how you really feel.

“when it’s not cold, damp and misty”

To be fair, in most celebrity pub/bar/restaurant schemes, the celebrity has minimal involvement beyond selling his or her likeness.  In that sense, it isn’t the rich celebrity losing money, it’s the idiot who paid the celebrity to use his/her name.  If James May is actually involved in this pub in a meaningful way, I…

“Oh Cock” and “No Cock”, obviously.

I believe James May would describe the speed of service in his pub as ‘deliberate’ and done with ‘careful consideration’.

I’m guessing you’ve probably never ridden in one? For the kind of fuck it money this is being offered for, it is an absolutely excellent choice.

Meets the definition of Nice Price for what someone would get. That someone is not me - but you won’t find one like this should you be shopping for a maiden aunt.

I... guess? If this is your thing, the price seems decent for this condition. But I really don’t know who would want this.

NP for a clean car that you never see anymore and would seem easy and cheap to keep on the road.

Ohhh man you’re out in God’s country.

Taught my 17- and 15-year olds to drive in Houston, and I’m convinced they could handle driving in central Paris without concern.  They’re ready to take on anyone and everything coming at them from all directions. 

Man I just moved out of Broomfield because nobody knows wtf an all way stop is for.

Just did a 1300 mile road trip across 8 states, but go off mr grey.

Star for Florida comments- dead on. Also the worst place I’ve ever driven for tailgating. Two-lane road, double yellow, already 10 mph above the speed limit, me behind ten other cars? Yeah, sure, hang out on my bumper because I’ll go faste.... Oh wait, no I can’t, there’s ten frickin’ cars in front of me in a no…

Colorado probably deserves its spot at #3 on the worst list, but it’s sure as shit not because of Coloradans.

Boston has to have some of the best drivers in the world. Or they would all be dead, the way they drive. Italy is much the same. Absolutely bat-shit insane, and at high speed to boot. But the place I refuse to drive is Paris. Appalling drivers, and no fucks given about bumping you out of the way. ALL the cars are…

I know Detroit isn’t all of MI, but it was one of the worst places I’ve driven—blind aggressive merges, high speeds, ridiculously stupid shit like changing a tire in the passing lane of a highway where everyone does 90+, blowing red lights like there’s a 7-figure payout for the risk, and all in cars that would have…

I really don’t think Austin + smaller towns in Texas are that bad. Certainly no better or worse than other cities I visit. 

I currently live in Massachusetts, but having lived in Texas, I’m shocked to see it ranked well. Houston is by far the most appalling place I’ve ever lived for driver quality. Maybe the rest of the state compensates, but that seems unlikely.