“The Grinch of Major Life Events” is brilliant and I am absconding with it forthwith, as it describes the wizened reality of my bitter personality, and my actual heart.

I kind of thought it looked like a funeral arrangement... Creepy...

I’m roaring at your typo.

It’s kinda like Sargeant Peppers Pregnant Hearts Club Band

Illuminati birth announcements are weird.

TWINS

Good for them, babies are great. That photo, though....that’s pretty fucking awkward.

Current level of excitement...

We can’t judge everyone by their parents, though. If we started judging people based on their moms, I’d still be in the grays....oh...carry on.

Here’s this, my dog and kitty, being kind of cute. It’s all I got.

I love knowing he could have rented it for less.

Whenever I see “Disick” I imagine Snoop Dogg saying “dick.”

Good Morning. Everything is awful:

Scott’s muse:

We don’t have travel bans in Costa Rica but if we did, I can’t think of a better group of people. (Hi darling! Happy New Year!!!)

I can’t believe I have Kardashian gossip but Scott stayed at my brother in law’s boss’s house in Park City the other week. It was drug-addled when his maid entered and there were several blonde women still in the house. I don’t think Kourtney is even his type. (Side note: the boss listed the house at $50k/week as a…

1. Scott Disick sure has dainty feet.

I shared this video on the open thread and was sad that so few seemed to notice it (fair enough - there was lots of anxiety to deal with on that day!). So I’m glad it got shared again!

Noooooo! I wish I never read that. Please let that not be true. Also, though, that sounds kinda Greg of him.

It’s my favorite show on TV. Although (I feel like a traitor for saying it because I love it so much)....is it just not the same without Greg?