Because the only celeb tidbit I considered responding to was the Ed Sheeran one, I bring you this instead:

Some sidenotes:

Just you. “Cock” always seemed weird to me. “Cock” seems strictly porn-y whereas “dick” is like an everyman name for it. And me and my friends never called each other a cockhead.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

Surprise attacks are, indeed, the best way to fuck with him

I only watch for Jessa, so I can’t answer that question. But I think Hannah is supposed to be unlikeable.

Taylor and the rest of her friends look like they fuck with their bras on.

I hate Hannah and the show. The character, and Lena Dunham in general, makes my skin crawl.

Kendall Jenner is a liar like the rest of her family.

I’m in love with whoever made these.

Also loved The Fighter and found Wahlberg very doable in that, Christian Bale not so much because my affinity for Boston blue collar drops in direct relation to the amount of crack used.

My standard go to: “Who am I? I’m the guy that did his job. You must be the other guy.”

I saw Anniston in so many tv spots yesterday that it was ridiculous. First, her eyes were dry. In another one, she was dry all over and needed Aveno. In another, I believe she was selling either makeup, or hair color. Am dizzy.

He was pretty great in The Departed. “Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.” is one of my still standard replies.

I can’t see Ben Affleck’s Live By Night costume...

I did watch the Affleck combo platter yesterday of Gone Baby Gone when I was home sick and I forgot how much I loved that movie. But I’m also partial to anything involving working class men with Boston accents, so I’m like built to have a certain amount of Affleck affection (Afflecktion?)

What in God’s name is happening with Anna Kendrick’s bosom there?

I’m thrilled by the Pia Zadora love in this thread.

I got really excited about the Pia news tease, but then it ended up not being about Pia Zadora.