Alternatively, you could make a case for it being said by Michelle Bachmann.

It’s been a pretty consistent feature of the campaign that the things he criticizes Hillary and other people for the most viciously tend to be characteristics he displays much more obviously - he goes after people for being overweight, unattractive, dishonest, lacking the temperament required for the presidency, for…

I’m going to go ahead and assume that it was a burner phone purchased just for this “storyline.” No harm done, everybody’s fans get lit up, tune in to watch it unfold on the teevee. Sigh.

Is...that blonde...dog...supposed to remind us of Taylor?

Aniston’s resurgence, and now Chelsea Handler’s being asked for her 2 cents. Way to ruin this juicy scandal for me world.

Oh fuck off Chelsey Handlet you petty piece of shit. Ugh I’m already over all the bullshit narrative.

Bethany is an asshole, the Countess is fabulous.

Incidentally, Leppo was the least funny Marx brother.

Houston... We have a Palin.

“Blah blah blah artisinal blah blah cat blah blah cookies” -Taylor

Down South they call them “Sprinkles” because you don’t need a full shower but people insist on doing SOMETHING.

It seems like the cat was the only one who got out of this better than when it started.

Oh shit, God just escalated the war on Christmas.

So wait, this isn’t real? Because it’s so believable it never occurred to me this could be fake, it’s actually “tame” for the Cheeto.

I would call it more of a red flag with a blue X and white stars down the X, but let’s not get caught up in the minor details.

The size of this bomb will be EPIC.

Bitch sign me up for this hot mess of a movie. I predict it will surpass the glory, that was By The Sea.

I think they have too much dirt on him (auditing etc.) for him to just walk away. But I wish he would.

It’s because she’s gone feral.