Orson, Mr.

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So I told this woman in the check-out line that she drew her Eye Brows way too high.

My single greatest regret about not having a child is not being able to announce to the world that I was having one :( :(

Oh the heartbreak, “her moment was taken from her.” Her precious moment of telling the twitterverse that she’s having her second baby. That’s such a milestone, a rite of passage that every girl dreams of from the time she is so small, this is an utter tragedy. How has this come to pass that in 2016, a supposedly…

Do we think Kylie is referring to herself or Kendall here?

THAT would make America GREAT again.

Caitlin has been in competition with the women in her family for years, including her young biological daughters. She was completely unable to hide how much she wanted to be doing all the photo shoots and red carpets and whatever those people do on a daily basis involving clothes and shoes and makeup.

I LOVE DOLLY.

Especially when they apply it to a person who has an actual craft

[Sarah Paulson] opens up about her love life in the new issue of NO TOFU magazine.

It’s hysterical to me how many people seem to think that Leo dating Rihanna would be a downgrade for him or lowering his standards.

That dog looks more like Amelie than Nicole Richie.

I call bullshit on Angie/Brad story. I mean, Brad leave his relationship with a woman everyone loves for an eccentric Oscar winner? That’s unheard of.

Oh, Bobby, you do sparkle. (You Brut)

Also, all of this political-appearance shit is boring as FUCK for a seven-year-old. She was probably just wishing she were home watching cartoons or something.

And he seems a little confused about who exactly changed her life by adopting her from Korea.

I sort of just assumed that she was contractually obligated to tag Jeremy Scott and Moschino, but had no such relationship with Lovato. Maybe I’m just being simple.

“That the shade being thrown in this picture actually gives me life”