Good.

Lizzo cannot be stopped. 

Canadians care...he renounced his Canadian citizenship, so they can’t be forced to take him back.

When Trump was recently asked if he regretted telling so many lies to the people, I’m surprised he didn’t respond by saying, “Hell no, you guys in the media did half the work for me. By the way, thanks for destroying Hillary for me, it saved me millions in attack ads. I can see you guys are already getting started on…

Told ya Newsweek was right wing.

This reminded me of Tom Cotton’s op-ed getting published in the NYT. At least the Times’s opinion page editor resigned after public backlash over the piece.

How that made it past editorial review is a disgrace. They should never have printed it, and fired the idiot who wrote it.

So you’re saying that a man that has been married three times, filed for bankruptcy multiple times, been sued for breach of contract countless times, asked a foreign adversary to interfere in a Presidential elections and dodged the draft five times, bragged about it and insulted a POW to boot is an untrustworthy…

Yes, I encourage people to revisit the original story about the allegations against Ismail https://kotaku.com/assassins-creed-valhalla-creative-director-stepping-dow-1844152498

If by “severance”, you mean “the trebuchet they launched him from the roof with”, I hope it was pretty damn big.

Before anyone starts whining that “He was just cheating on his wife, sure that’s bad, but why is he being fired for that?!”, a couple of points:

They gonna die. 

Yeah that stuck out to me. The “pampering” she describes are all things many women do by default. 

“Doing the laundry” is not “pampering” ffs. It’s doing the basics as a partner in a marriage.

This case stands a good chance of getting dismissed on qualified immunity grounds because no court has ever said cops can’t molest dead women, so he had no way of knowing his behavior was inappropriate.

I never know how invested I am until I find myself holding my breath hoping they’re okay.

Beautiful and poetic with one foot firmly grounded!

She said next 8 years, I’m leaning 12.

Well, mine dried up like the Old West when I heard his voice. A tumble weed rolled out.

Ben Shapiro is that guy from college who wants to convince you the female orgasm is a myth and the clitoris doesn’t have any nerve endings.