because they are his favorite thing evaaaaar. Other than Diet Coke, KFC, gold toilets and Ivanka’s ass.

This, 100%

I am ded.

I am delighted and my day has been made.

I rarely do this...but a great article on this from one of my favorite twitter follows, @TheRickWilson

Thank you. the person who wrote this is a coward. 

Something else to suck at, I guess.

I hate these people. I really do.

Also.

If confirmed to the Supreme Court, I will keep an open mind in every case.

Holy shit she looks incredible.

Law & Order: Hate Crimes

Looks like his appearance has been cancelled. Multiple folks pulled out, including one of my favorites:

the ...... is because he ran out of black folks he likes

over paid ignorant blacks

locked up in a cell at the Mineral County jail for failing to pay parking tickets.

convicted domestic abuser Floyd Mayweather, you mean.

I think he is smarmy AF, and a hard core sexist to boot. Just my impression.

He knew exactly what he was doing.

That is not being friendly. That is assaulting someone.