I am so so sorry. It`s devastating, I know.

Also, not everything is about money. Not that turd president understands that.

I know, right. Blown away by the wit.

.....Be happy, be cool!

“And despite what some may be contending, I made explicitly clear that my commentary had nothing to do with race or ethnicity. But rather a shared goal of keeping America safe and her citizens safe and prosperous,” Ingraham continued.

OMG Brown people!

a gif for all time

..Hillary Clinton & the Democrats colluded with the Russians to fix the 2016 election.”

“I can look myself in the mirror at the end of the day and say I avoided that tragedy, I avoided that tragedy, I avoided that tragedy,” Ryan tells me. “I advanced thisgoal, I advanced this goal, I advanced this goal.”

I am deeply humbled and honoured to have been appointed as a special representative of the Russian Foreign Ministry in charge of Russian and American Humanitarian ties.

“I’ve been doing this a long time now and people are used to it, every rally, it’s like, people have said P.T. Barnum. People have said that before. And they think that’s easy, because hey, P.T. Barnum, he does the circus. ... They don’t realize, it’s a lot of work. It’s not easy.”

Given Pams’ shit taste in men; Probably.

I just made a SQUEE sound.

should I still be in contact with her, or should I just run away from this potentially risky circumstance?

Thank goodness you got out of there. You listened to your gut. It wasn’t nothing. Good girl!

Just added to my list. Thanks!

I’ve become such a huge fan of John Mulaney.